you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles
"how are you single?"
*organizes life at 3am*
all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
*gains 5 pounds*