- don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
- don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
- don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
the only difference between being a kid and being an adult is now i can watch cartoons at full volume in the middle of the night instead of having to keep it rly low and hoping my parents don’t hear
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
she’s the girl in our math problems
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
did nobody punch me in the face
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
Just admit it this was the most intense scene in your childood
With all the humor, came ALL THE FEELS ;~;
i think i have to pick up where he left off
Shopping with people, buying things
the family discount
dad’s on a shopping trip
and he hasn’t been home for a few hours